Regarding the Stripper
To my favorite ladies (you know who you are):
I don't want a stripper for my bachelor party. I am not being coy or anything, and I know that it's standard fare at such affairs, but I hope that I am not standard, and as such, in case I have never told you this before: I HATE STRIPPERS!!! Not that I've had any kind of unpleasant experience with them personally, but in theory - this is not something that appeals to me. In fact, the idea of having a male stripper, especially one hired specifically for me... TOTALLY FREAKS ME OUT. Normally, I hate when people write in all caps, but I felt that this situation calls for it, because you must understand that I am not kidding. I think it's gross. Yes, call me boring, or an old lady, or what have you, but this is how I feel. No strippers! And if you already hired a stripper, then please for the love of God, get your deposit back! [ok rant is over]
I don't want a stripper for my bachelor party. I am not being coy or anything, and I know that it's standard fare at such affairs, but I hope that I am not standard, and as such, in case I have never told you this before: I HATE STRIPPERS!!! Not that I've had any kind of unpleasant experience with them personally, but in theory - this is not something that appeals to me. In fact, the idea of having a male stripper, especially one hired specifically for me... TOTALLY FREAKS ME OUT. Normally, I hate when people write in all caps, but I felt that this situation calls for it, because you must understand that I am not kidding. I think it's gross. Yes, call me boring, or an old lady, or what have you, but this is how I feel. No strippers! And if you already hired a stripper, then please for the love of God, get your deposit back! [ok rant is over]
posted by SmallWonder at 7:33 PM
5 Comments:
let me ask you this. are you planning your own bachelorette party? i didn't think so. when you are, you can set all the conditions in the world with regard to strippers, gigolos, exotic dancers and their ilk. you're going to get the celebration that the ladies whom you yourself designated as worthy of standing next to you as you say your vows, will determine is what you need. now, i'm not saying you need a stripper. but you might. you just don't know. trust me.
This is all very stern and there are some good points in there - but the thing here is: if there is a stripper, I am not going.
You are lucky that you are not one of those brides taken to "Lucky Changs" where huge transvestites would do a lap dance for you and shake their fake hormone-induced boobs in your face. Cause I hear many many bachelorette parties take place there. Your 'favorite ladies' will not do THAT to you, so calm down.:) It could be worse.
I know I know. I am very lucky about the lack of Lucky Changs :). I've been there w/ you, so I know what that's all about. Horrific! And I realize i'm being a brat. Of course, i should have said this from the very beginning - but honestly, it never occurred to me that it's a possibility that you peoples would get one (i still don't know of course, but this is preemptive worrying). I mean come on! Some almost naked man w/ bulging muscles shaking his barely covered "package" in my face. The HORROR!!!! I am telling you, I would have a heart attack. Who enjoys that kind of stuff?
1. you don't know what you enjoy. 2. we know what you enjoy. 3. when i find out who's been leaking info to bachelorette in question about the bachelorette extravaganza, i will inflict severe punishment. be afraid.
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